i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
