just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
