By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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