there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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