Dual....:-)
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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