Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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