hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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