i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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