I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
