i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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