I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We just shotgunned beers for America
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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