Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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