Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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