I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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