do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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