I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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