I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm both gender and math confused
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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