Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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