I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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