Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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