So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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