and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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