Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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