on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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