I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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