I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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