It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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