return my video game
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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