Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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