Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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