i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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