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(909): View more from California

WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN

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(516): View more from New York

How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.

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(208): View more from Idaho

when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"

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(571): View more from Virginia

All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet

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(518): View more from New York

All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up

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(301): View more from Maryland

There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting

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(616): View more from Michigan

My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables

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(585): View more from New York

For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.

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