Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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