I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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