3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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