So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Randomize
