just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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