I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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