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(513): View more from Ohio

I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.

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(916): View more from California

I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.

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(214): View more from Texas

My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.

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(410): View more from Maryland

That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.

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