no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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