When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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