Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You pole danced in your parka.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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