I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
