we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I need a beard to bite.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
