Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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