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(651): View more from Minnesota

dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.

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(716): View more from New York

it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.

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(516): View more from New York

You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?

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(917): View more from New York City

so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed

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(785): View more from Kansas

One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know

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(575): View more from New Mexico

It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

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(772): View more from Florida

Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol

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