'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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