walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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