I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
