are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
